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Patch Notes // Empty Cup Exception Oversized Crewneck

$78.00

Patch deployed. Coffee dependency unresolved.

The Patch Notes // Empty Cup Exception Oversized Crewneck turns the daily maintenance cycle into wearable release notes.

The front stays intentionally clean, with a subtle Zero Trust Coffee Co. signature on the left sleeve. Across the back, the full Patch Notes system tracks the important fixes, updates, and service-health checks required to keep an operator running.

Including the issue nobody wants assigned to them:

EMPTY CUP EXCEPTION

Front: Clean
Left Sleeve: Zero Trust Coffee Co. signature
Back: Full Patch Notes release-status graphic

Heavyweight, oversized, and built for maintenance windows, deployment nights, and coffee services operating outside their published SLA.

Select size

More details

  • 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (10.3oz)
  • Soft brushed interior
  • Oversized fit
  • 2 × 2 ribbed cuffs and hem
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Patch Notes // Empty Cup Exception Oversized Crewneck Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B C
S
27.56
25
225
M
28.35
26.57
23.23
L
29.13
28.15
23.23
XL
30.31
30.12
23.23
2XL
31.3
30.12
23.23

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This product runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.